THE SANITY TEST
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond.
TOTAL:6
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x]You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL:5
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling
TOTAL: 4
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
TOTAL: 5
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (yeah...my debt card...)
TOTAL: 5
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 9
GRAND TOTAL: 34
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: 136% insane...thats not bad...or is it? I'm not sure...whats bad?









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The words of the Foolish and the words of the Wise are not so different in Discordian eyes.
~Red-vs-Blue-Society =PaganArts
I was just wondering. I have a friend in BC whose friend Allie looks a lot like you. I couldn't help but wonder. :]
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The words of the Foolish and the words of the Wise are not so different in Discordian eyes.
~Red-vs-Blue-Society =PaganArts
Must....
Have....
TRUUUUUUUUUUUTHH!!!!!
And on a related note, you never commented on the part where you had to pretend that Lars was a cat.
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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it....WHO CARES if it made a sound?!?
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